*The Eleven Satanic Rules*

 

1). Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

 

2). Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

 

3). When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

 

4). If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

 

5). Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

 

6). Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

 

7). Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

 

8). Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

 

9). Do not harm little children.

 

10). Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

 

11). When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop.

 

 

*Rules of the Illuminati*

 

1). You must be able to keep secrets to yourself.

 

2). You must have strong belief of Success.

 

3). You must be over 20 years of age to make your own decision.

 

4). You must be able to provide or pay for your initiation items.

 

5). You must be able to wear a black shirt/t-shirt/vest not less than 3 times a week.

 

6). You must believe that MONEY is power.

 

7). You must be aware that your name must sound in the list of Celebrities and super-rich people in the world.

 

8). You must be ready to visit the sea water at midnight at least once every year.

 

9). You must be ready to read, respect and understand the Prayer of the Illuminati.

 

10). You must have goals and aspirations in your life

 

11). All Men and Women are welcome to join this unique, respectful and prosperous solitary association.